Welcome to SantaWeed™, operated by SantaWeed.com LLC. By using or purchasing from this website, you agree to these Terms and Conditions as well as our Privacy Policy, Shipping Policy, and Refund & Replacement Policy.
1.Eligibility
You must be at least 21 years old to use this website or place orders.
2. Products
SantaWeed™ sells novelty greeting cards, posters, and printed items for entertainment and parody. No products contain cannabis or controlled substances. Products, prices, and availability may change without notice.
3. Orders and Payments
Orders are processed through secure third-party payment providers. By placing an order, you confirm all information provided is accurate. Prices are in U.S. dollars and may change at any time. We may refuse or cancel orders suspected of fraud or violation of policies.
4. Shipping
Shipping information is provided in our Shipping Policy. SantaWeed™ is not responsible for carrier delays once an item is shipped.
5. Returns and Replacements
All sales are final. Damaged or defective items will be replaced when reported within 7 days of delivery. Details are in our Refund & Replacement Policy.
6. Intellectual Property
All artwork, images, text, branding, and designs on this website belong to SantaWeed.com LLC. Personal, non-commercial use is allowed; commercial use requires written permission.
7. Disclaimer
The site and content are provided “as is.” We make no warranties regarding accuracy or uninterrupted operation.
8. Limitation of Liability
SantaWeed™ is not liable for indirect or consequential damages arising from website use, product use, or order processing.
10. Governing Law
These terms follow the laws of the State of Colorado. Any disputes will be handled in Larimer County, Colorado.
11. Contact
Email: customer.service@santaweed.com Mailing: SantaWeed.com LLC, P.O. Box 383, Windsor, CO 80550
Refund & Replacement Policy
Effective Date: November 12, 2025
Shipping Regions
We ship to the United States only.
Processing Time
Orders ship within 2–4 business days.
Delivery Time
Most orders arrive in 3–7 business days after shipping. Delivery times may vary.
Tracking
A tracking number will be emailed when your order ships.
Address Accuracy
Please make sure your shipping address is correct. We cannot update addresses after shipping.
All Sales Final
Because these are printed items, we do not accept returns or exchanges.
Damaged or Defective Items
Email us within 7 days of delivery with photos and your order number. Verified issues are replaced or refunded.
Contact
customer.service@santaweed.com Email is our official and preferred contact method.
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AI-generated artwork used under full commercial rights. SantaWeed™ parody art is for novelty and artistic expression only. For adults 21+. No cannabis products sold.
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